If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
Newscast: "In other news, 6 Brazilian men die in a sky diving accident."
Goober gasps incredulously: "Oh, oh it's horrible!"
Goober's friend: "Yeah. It is sad. But you know what? They were skydiving and there's always that risk involved."
Goober, holding back tears: "It just seems like so many! ... How many IS a Brazilian?"
- Thanks to list member and friend Ralph L. for this contribution to our Goober jokes.