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Six Brazilian Men

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

sky diverNewscast: "In other news, 6 Brazilian men die in a sky diving accident."

Goober gasps incredulously: "Oh, oh it's horrible!"

Goober's friend: "Yeah. It is sad. But you know what? They were skydiving and there's always that risk involved."

Goober, holding back tears: "It just seems like so many! ... How many IS a Brazilian?"

- Thanks to list member and friend Ralph L. for this contribution to our Goober jokes.

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