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6 Legged Turkey

turkey liveAn industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.

His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone.

After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together.

"Well I finally did it!  I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"

They all asked the farmer how it tasted.

"I don't know" said the farmer.

"I can't catch the thing!"

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