Sleeping Juror

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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 29 November -0001

A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor, a juror is asleep."

The judge ruled: "You put him to sleep; you wake him up."

Created: 22 May 2004

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

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