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Colonial Break

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Glass Honesty

As the three ladies picked up a menu, each put on a pair of glasses."I really only need…
Thunderstorm Plea

An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping around the…
Youngest in School

A friend of mine has three boys. The youngest, Gregory, had just started school. A…
Actual Elementary School Excuse Notes

* "Jerry was at his grandmother's yesterday, and she did not bring him to school because…
Vet Visit

In his younger days our golden retriever Catcher often ran away when he had the chance.…
Carried Away Shopping

In a shop, two men struck up a conversation. Just as one fellow said that his wife was…
I Just Can't Drive Today

For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled…
Cat Allergy

A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what…
Altar Call

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.After the…
Strange Problem

A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day."Doc, there's something…
Dial A Prayer Twist

They have a Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You can call up and it rings and rings but…
Goober Celebration

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
New Number

We telemarketers know we're universally loathed. Still, some people are quite pleasant on…