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    Rejected Rejection

    Re: Rejected Rejection Dear Ms. Ezell: Thank you for your letter of July 17. After…
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    My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was…
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    You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:

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    Holiday Merger

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    Silly Q&A

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    Smuggler Prosecution

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    After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a…
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    Hiring Slogans

    Beware of Companies With These Hiring Slogans:"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY": We have no…
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    New Home No Hears

    Top ten things you don't want to hear from your real estate agent when you go to…
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    House Calls

    A pipe burst in a doctor's house, and he called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked…
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    Crowded Bus

    It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed. I tried to force my…
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    Fly Problem

    My husband is a doctor, and he received an emergency call from a patient. She had a fly…
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    Party Favor

    After classical violinist Fritz Kreisler was invited to a society party, the hostess…
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    Pain Explanation

    A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my…
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    Helping Sam at Church

    Because our former small-town parish was not a wealthy one, our pastor was dependent on…

A lady had been exposed to strep and needed to visit the doctor's office just to have her throat swabbed for a culture. She sat in the waiting room for quite a while with her legs crossed, reading a magazine while other patients came and went. Suddenly her turn was called, but when she stood up to go in, she discovered her leg was "asleep". Not wanting to keep the nurse waiting, she limped and staggered toward the inner office door. She noticed one elderly lady nudging another who sat beside her, as the two of them sympathetically watched her painful progress .

Two minutes later, her procedure completed and her leg back to normal, she walked easily back into the waiting room. As she strode past the two elderly ladies, she overheard one whisper triumphantly to the other, "See, Myrtle, I TOLD you he was a wonderful doctor!"

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