logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Smile For the DMV

When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. 

The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license.

He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture."

The clerk looked at his picture closely. 

"It's okay," he reassured the man, "That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Parking Confusion

    After driving up and down several lanes, I finally found a parking spot at the shopping…
  • Default Image

    Time Travel

    Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard…
  • Default Image

    Prison Riot

    The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like…
  • Default Image

    Almost Redialed

    I still have a lot of trouble with wrong numbers. Yesterday I dialed the Red Cross and…
  • Default Image

    Jury Duty

    Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?Juror: I don't…
  • Default Image

    Things to do When Your ISP Goes Down

    1. Dial 911 immediately.2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past…
  • Default Image

    Golf Deduction

    Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, a priest and three other men of the cloth…
  • man smile

    Vice President Pride

    Tom was very excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for…
  • Default Image

    Goober Golf Dispute

    Two goobers were starting a round of Golf together. On the first tee, the first guy…
  • Default Image

    No Wonder English is So Hard to Learn

    No wonder English is so hard to learn. We polish the Polish furniture.He could lead if he…
  • Default Image

    Parking Concern

    While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face.As I was lying…
  • Default Image

    Wedding Blessing

    At a wedding ceremony that I was performing, I raised my hand to give the final…
  • A young boy watches his dad help birth a calf.

    Calf Birth

    A man was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing…
  • Default Image

    Cart Ads

    My father is a skilled CPA who is not great at self-promotion. So when an advertising…
  • Default Image

    Why Ask Why

    *Why Ask Why*Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and…