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    Government Farm Visit

    A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the…
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    Rookie Landing

    As the passengers settled in on a West Coast commuter flight a flight attendant…
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    Q & A

    Q. Why did Freud cross the road?A. Hmm, and when did you first notice this interest in…
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    Favorite Candy

    Our phone rang late one night, and my wife Nancy picked it up. She said, "KitKat," and…
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    Happy Anniversary

    The other day while driving home, after beng delayed at my office, I suddenly saw…
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    Procrastinator's Creed

    1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall…
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    On The Ball Mechanic

    My dad, an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound…
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    Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

    *Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline*You can't board the plane unless you have the…
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    Dining In

    My husband and I both work, so our family eats out a lot.Recently, when we were having a…
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    Shoe Repair

    Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from…
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    Secret Of Life

    A woman walking down a residential street, noticed a little old man rocking in a chair on…
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    Moth Madness

    A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a…
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    Worst Decision Yet

    A king was quite concerned about a decision he had just made, so much so that he went to…
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    Actual Call Center Conversations

    Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries.…
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    Four Letter Surgery

    Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling."I'm ok but…

An old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very well these days."

The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

The doctor says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, but I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years."

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