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    Rules For Choosing A Superhero Name

    *Rules For Choosing A Superhero Name*1. Don't call yourself by your real name: e.g., Ms.…
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    White Hairs

    One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen…
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    A friend of mine attended a Christian college where the tradition was to deliver a box of…
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    Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

    You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change. Before you take off, the…
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    Merchant Captain

    One of the world's most famous merchant captains died, having long been admired by his…
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    Four Little Words

    Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch.…
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    Wait Watching

    Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her…
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    Bank Enunciation

    Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to…
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    Cheap Perfume

    After being away on business, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little…
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    Excerpts From "A Cat's Guide To Human Beings"

    1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?So you've decided to get yourself a human being.…
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    Vacation Cut

    Before going on vacation, I decided on the spur of the moment to have my very long,…
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    Attendance Sermons

    A man who hadn't attended church in years suddenly began attending faithfully on Sunday…
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    One Man Team

    (Note: It's just a joke so change the name of the teams as it suits you.) The Redskins…
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    Small Town Check

    I had just moved from an apartment to a house in the same small town. One day at the…
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    Take Two Instead

    A man takes a photo of the front of his house to the local copy store and asks the clerk…

"My parents have been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.'

"I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.'

"We lost because we didn't win."

"I've had 14 bookings this season - eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable."

"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona."

"It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked."

"Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match."

"Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough."

"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel."

"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."

"Germany are a difficult team to play... they had 11 internationals out there today."

"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best."

"Sometimes in football you have to score goals."

"Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win."

"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level."

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