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    Passing Notes

    An elderly couple are attending a church service. About halfway through, she writes a…
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    Cheap Suit

    The fellow was being sold a very cheap suit. "But the left arm is a lot longer than the…
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    Gender Smarts

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    Watery Deal

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    Understanding Law

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    Beware of Bread

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    Rattlesnakes

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    Bat Delivery

    As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment…
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    Maritime Museum

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    Soup Solution

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    Art Good News/Bad News

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    Dusty Comeback

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    Shower Music

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    Conch Sale

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    Family Support

    The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?” The surprised…

Two older women, Coleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a Christmas party at their country club.

"My dear," said Melinda, "Are those real pearls?"

"They are," replied Coleen.

"Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them," smiled Melinda.

Coleen responded, "Yes, but for that you would need real teeth."

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