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Social Showdown

country clubTwo older women, Colleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a party at their country club.

"My dear," said Melinda, "Are those real pearls?"

"They are," replied Colleen.

"Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them," smiled Melinda.

Colleen responded, "Yes, but for that you would need real teeth."

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