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    Trading Caps

    I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had…
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    Newlywed Repairs

    A man came home from the office and found his new bride sobbing convulsively. "I feel…
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    King of The Jungle

    The lion was proud of his mastery of the animal kingdom. One day he decided to make sure…
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    Ol' Spot

    A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As…
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    Drought Conditions

    Two brothers, both farmers, were talking on the phone.One asked the other how bad the…
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    Divider Return

    I was checking out at the local Albertsons with just a few items and the lady behind me…
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    Time To Wave

    From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting…
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    Family Picnic

    The service area was located on a main highway leading to the beach. The pump attendant…
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    Long Sermon Feedback

    After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying…
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    Creative Duelling

    In bygone days, a thin man insulted a large man. The large man challenged his tormentor…
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    If You Love Someone

    Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... if she ever comes back, she's yours, If…
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    Forklift Economy

    After being laid off from three jobs in the past year, Dewey was hired to work in a…
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    New Axioms of the Nineties

    New Axioms of the Nineties1. Home is where you hang your @.2. The e-mail of the species…
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    Picking a Winner

    The bookie slowly counted out the money into the old lady's wrinkled hands."Lady," he…
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    The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness

    *The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness* 1. The Macy's One Day Sale Flu. 2. The…

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"That way I can kill two bricks with one stone."

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"You can't teach an old leopard how to change its spots."

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