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    Efficient Breakfast

    The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to…
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    Hymns vs. Choruses

    An old farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church. He came home…
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    Dinner Guests

    The hostess (with a daughter of marriageable age - of long duration) sent out an…
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    $4,000 Hearing

    An elderly man inquired of his wife about a recent, large expense."Well yes I bought this…
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    Vet Cure

    A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the…
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    Get Moving

    While driving with my granddaughter, I was getting annoyed with the driver ahead of me…
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    Penguin Breakdown

    There was this truck driver who had to deliver five hundred penguins to the state zoo. As…
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    18 Wheeler

    There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight the…
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    Dalmation Role

    A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a…
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    Busted

    He was a young Pastor and as usual the enemy would try to stir up trouble in the family…
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    Kettle Rescue

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what…
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    Who Gets the Dog?

    A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys,…
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    Where Are We?

    Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they…
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    No Chat Excuse

    After a close friend moved away, we began to communicate by computer. We met each week in…
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    Who's On First - Computer Version

    *Who's On First - Computer Version*ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help…

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