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    Counting the Days

    A fellow cop from our precinct had only a few months left on the job, and he could always…
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    Sweat Dreams

    While on vacation with my son and his family, I shared a room with my 4 year old…
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    Gated Community

    Security and peace of mind were part of the reason we moved to a gated community. Both…
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    Comprehending Engineers

    Take One A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly…
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    Australia Q & A

    These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website: the answers…
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    Songs, Jokes, Sad Stories

    Three men worked in the Empire State Building on the 102nd floor.One day the elevator was…
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    That's It

    A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece…
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    Before And After Falling In Love

    B - You take my breath awayA - I feel like I'm suffocating B - She says she loves the way…
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    Mr. Jones Is History

    Mr. Jones, the elementary school principal, made it a practice to visit the classes from…
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    Mad Cow Conversation

    Two cows are conversing in a field. The first one says to the other, "Have you heard…
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    Bible Confusion

    The little girl was sitting with her grandmother, who had presented her with her first…
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    Suspicious Delivery

    There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the…
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    Vow of Silence

    A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years. Then…
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    Answering Machine Messages

    *Answering Machine Messages*Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already…
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    New Russian

    I just returned from a mission trip in Belarus, where we were building churches. My…

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