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    Perfect

    There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a…
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    Dark and Stormy Ride

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    Simple Operation

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    Bosses Night

    At an annual Bosses Night dinner for Helena, Montana, lawyers, sponsored by legal…
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    Too Distant / Too Close

    The showers in my daughter's dorm turned scalding hot whenever a toilet was flushed. To…
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    Flight Instructions

    During a business trip to Boeing's Everett, Washington factory, I noticed several 747 and…
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    Lawyer News

    "I have good news and bad news," the defence attorney told his client. "First the bad…
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    Dayvorce

    A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.The attorney…
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    Blessed Be The Tie

    A guy walking in the desert desperately needed a drink. As he followed the dunes, he came…
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    Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say

    Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like…
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    Remembering Names

    When I was introduced to a couple visiting our congregation, I decided to remember their…
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    Clothes Hamper

    I asked my two-year-old to take his dirty clothes and put them into the hamper.He looked…
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    Half Joking Pastor

    Not too long ago a large seminar was held for ministers in training. Among the speakers…
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    Knee Tattoo

    A hospital corpsman and I were getting an elderly retired master chief petty officer out…
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    Job Search Jargon

    Whether you are a student looking for that first time or summer job or a long-time…

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