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    Granny's Visit

    Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug.…
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    Shopping Plan

    In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with…
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    Baseball Class

    A profesor at the University of Pennsylvania was known for giving boring, cliche-ridden…
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    Prescription Labels

    A pharmacy major was taking a course in Dispensing. One day they were discussing the…
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    Sewing Machine Ad

    The following is an ad from a newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last…
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    Boy or Girl

    Man: "Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a…
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    Crocheted Dolls

    There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years. They had…
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    Intelligence

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Clunker Leak

    As the owner of a clunker, I was used to dealing with a variety of car breakdowns. One…
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    Goober Ice Fishing

    A goober wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally,…
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    Word of Mouth

    A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained.…
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    Milk Switch

    To help a friend lose weight, I told her that she should switch to lower-fat foods,…
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    Passed Note

    A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher.…
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    Late For Church

    A young girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could to Sunday…
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    Goober Olympic Questions

    Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the…

"I don't want anybody stepping on anyone else's thunder."

"You can't pull the sheep over my eyes!"

"I don't mean to take the steam out of your sails, but...."

"I used to be as sharp as a button."

"That way I can kill two bricks with one stone."

"If my grandfather was alive today, he'd be turning in his grave."

"You can't teach an old leopard how to change its spots."

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