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    You Know You're Growing Old When...

    You know you're growing old when... ..you've come to the annoying realization that your…
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    Yard Sale Anger

    A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale, and said…
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    Mom's Time Out

    My Parents had not been out together in quite some time.One Saturday, as Mom was…
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    Goober Grave Readers

    Three goobers, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were walking home late one night and found themselves…
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    Poor Widow

    A woman's husband dies and she has only $20,000 to her name. After everything is done at…
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    Party Advice

    A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly…
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    Exercise Pill

    "I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient who…
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    Help Is Nearby

    My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a domestic…
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    Diet Skipping

    Mr. Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat…
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    Centipede Snack

    A guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to…
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    Talking Horse

    A jogger, running down a country road, is startled as a horse yells at him, "Hey! Come…
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    More Bulletin Bloopers

    *More Bulletin Bloopers*The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug…
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    Heartfelt

    Jimmy was at his first day of school. The teacher advised the class to start the day with…
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    Stain Glass

    An area pastor tells of his first Sunday in the new parish and presenting the children's…
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    Your Cat's New Year's Resolutions

    My human will never let me eat their pet hamster, and I am at peace with that. I will not…

"I don't want anybody stepping on anyone else's thunder."

"You can't pull the sheep over my eyes!"

"I don't mean to take the steam out of your sails, but...."

"I used to be as sharp as a button."

"That way I can kill two bricks with one stone."

"If my grandfather was alive today, he'd be turning in his grave."

"You can't teach an old leopard how to change its spots."

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