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    Pastor To The Rescue

    There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one…
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    3 eggs - 50 years

    A newly ordained preacher and his young wife were talking about being more considerate of…
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    Chicken Neighbour

    A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The…
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    Stolen Goat

    The following is a quote from a director of sports information in the Navy, regarding the…
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    Toucan Yell

    Driving along an outback road in Australia, I spied an exotic bird flying overhead. The…
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    Applause

    A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in Maine. When they walked into a…
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    Top 10 Signs that you company is planning to lay you off.

    10. You frequently overhear the CEO mumbling, "Eeny-Meeny-Miney-You"9. The guys from the…
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    Software Training

    A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of…
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    Duck Food

    Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper: No Duck : Do you have any duck food?…
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    Rich Uncle

    Two men are talking. One says to the other, "I shouldn't have told my fiancĂ©e about my…
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    Artist's Sketch

    Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got…
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    Canadian University Light-Bulb Jokes

    Enough here for many to laugh at themselves. CANADIAN UNIVERSITY LIGHT-BULB JOKES How…
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    Dead Politicians

    A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught…
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    The Student Mind During Final Exams

    Contents of The Student Mind During Final Exams 10% The prof. never covered this section!…
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    Stupid Inventions

    Stupid Inventions: - Black Highlighter - Braille Driver's Manual - Clear Correction Fluid…

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