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    Fishing Trip

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    Fore!

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    Gardening Help

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    Bakery Robbery

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    Cough Remedy

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    Curbing Church Growth

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    Game Time

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    As It Lies

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    Flood Prediction

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    Pilgrim Church

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    Rejected Invitation

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    Heat Wave Humor

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    The Truth About Tools

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    MIT PHD

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    Concert Lights

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book ideaEGOCENTRIC: a person who believes he is everything you know you are.

MAGAZINE: bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

EMERGENCY NUMBERS: police station, fire department and places that deliver.

OPERA: when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.

BUFFET: a French word that means, "Get up and get it yourself."

BABY-SITTER: a teenager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers.

TRAFFIC LIGHT: apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.

PIONEER: early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods.

PEOPLE: some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority have no idea what's happened.

SWIMMING POOL: a mob of people with water in it.

SELF-CONTROL: the ability to eat only one peanut.

TATTOO: permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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