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    Private Peters

    The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training…
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    Chickens in the Sack

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. There were two…
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    Letter From Tooth Fairy

    Dear _________________ : Thank you for leaving one [1] tooth under your pillow last…
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    Successful Ice Fishing

    Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long ice fishing. One has been having no…
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    Shower Music

    "Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the…
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    12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey

    1. Salmonella won't be a concern. 2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.…
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    Proud Grandmother

    An elderly, wealthy woman in Florida was boring fellow beachcombers as she bragged on and…
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    The End of Speeding?

    A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer…
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    Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

    1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down…
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    Little Johnny Tested

    The school was having trouble with Little Johnny and decided to have him tested by a…
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    Oil on Fish

    Students at school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish.One…
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    Under Five

    A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering…
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    Morning March

    I was a new Army basic trainee at Fort McClellan, and one requirement was a demanding…
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    Got the Munchies?

    Mrs. Jones had been steadfast in her local congregation for many years and that is why…
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    Most Difficult Case

    Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over dinner, one asked, "What…

The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap.

Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he said, "OK, you can ask for something but it has to be for someone other than yourself. What do you want for Christmas?"

"Something for my mother," said the young lady.

"Something for your mother? Well, that's very thoughtful of you," smiled Santa. "What do you want me to bring her? "

Without blinking she replied, "A son-in-law!"

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