logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Fixed Sign

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Sweat Her Choice

    My mother once gave me two sweaters for Christmas. The next time we visited, I made sure…
  • Default Image

    Employment History

    To pass the time while our plane was being de-iced, the flight attendants played a trivia…
  • Default Image

    Found Cell Phone

    When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers,…
  • Default Image

    Morning People

    I was sound asleep when the telephone jarred me awake."Hi!" exclaimed my peppy…
  • roller coaster

    The Difference of a Year

    Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first…
  • airplane1

    Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

    You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change. Before you take off, the…
  • university

    Good Morning

    When I first started college, the Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. When…
  • pay phone

    Listening In

    A long time ago, before the days of cell phones, I needed to call home, and the only pay…
  • Default Image

    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When

    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When . . .* You can type sixty words a minute with…
  • Default Image

    Country Boys

    These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it…
  • Default Image

    Travel Deal

    A travel agent said to his customer, "I can get you three days and two nights in Rome for…
  • Default Image

    Office Dog

    A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a…
  • Default Image

    Scavenger Hunt

    A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list. "Ma'am," he…
  • Default Image

    Historical Application

    Steinberg needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications to…

knee bones

Old man Johnson limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doc, my right knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!"

The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, "Mr. Johnson, just how old are you?"

"98!" Johnson announced proudly.

The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again.

Finally he said, "Sir, I'm sorry. I mean, just look at you. You're practically one hundred years old, and you're complaining that your knee hurts? Well, what do you expect?"

The old man said, "Well, my other knee is 98 years old too, and it don't hurt!"

Powered By JFBConnect