logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Have More Fun at Church

    After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've…
  • Default Image

    One Liners

    1. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.2. Make yourself at home! Clean my…
  • Default Image

    Record Store

    A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private home…
  • Default Image

    Stuff To Ponder

    Stuff to Ponder 1. Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at…
  • Default Image

    If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals

    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very…
  • Default Image

    More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers

    The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse."Correction: The following typo…
  • woman3

    Musings

    * A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.My desk is my…
  • If General Motors had a car help line

    Car Help Line

    General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because…
  • Default Image

    Ode to a Shedding Cat

    I think that I shall never seeA cat that sheds as much as thee. Thy fur that sticks is…
  • Default Image

    One Seat Allowed

    A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by…
  • Default Image

    Grizzly Bears

    Wildlife officials in Alaska are alarmed at the increase in grizzly bear attacks on…
  • Default Image

    Left Behind

    "You just go ahead," the man in the shopping mall said to his wife. "While you're…
  • Default Image

    Resume Blunders

    How bad a mistake can you make on your resume? Here are some real-life examples:"My…
  • Default Image

    If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation

    Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star,So, Data, please, how far? How far? Data: Our ship…
  • Default Image

    Project Picture

    My 12 year old daughter asked me, "Mom, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I need it…

woman sleepyLate one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone.

In a sleepy grumpy voice I said hello. The party on the other end of the line paused for a moment before rushing breathlessly into a lengthy speech.

"Mom, this is Susan and I'm sorry I woke you up, but I had to call because I'm going to be a little late getting home. See, Dad's car has a flat but it's not my fault. Honest! I don't know what happened. The tire just went flat while we were inside the theater. Please don't be mad, okay?"

Since I don't have any daughters, I knew the person had dialed my number by mistake.

"I'm sorry dear," I replied, "but you've reached the wrong number. I don't have a daughter named Susan."

"Wow, Mom," the young woman's voice replied. "I didn't think you'd be this mad."

Powered By JFBConnect