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Soup Objects

The truck driver looked suspiciously at the soup he had just been served in an eatery. It contained dark flecks of seasoning, but two of the spots were suspicious.

"Hey," he called out to the waitress, "these particles in my soup, aren't they foreign objects?"

She scrutinized his bowl. "No, sir!" she reassured him. "Those things live around here."

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