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Bulletproof

The speaker at a bank's drive-through window had been broken for weeks, and the tellers…
Sports Injury

Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so…
Newborn Utterance

The birth of our second child, a daughter, came after a long and difficult labor. But it…
Strangest Recording

I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day.It said, "You…
In the Dorm

In the dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights: dousing and…
Three Red Lights

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Neither could barely see over the…
Cowboy Joe goes to Church

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a…
Wedding Speech

Our nephew was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the…
Connecting Chaos

The fur began to fly when my fellow airline passengers learned there was a chance they…
Enemies in the West

A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting."How are we…
Call Me Leroy

Uncle Leroy got a job down at the broom factory. On his first day the straw boss (floor…
Signs of the Times

In a veterinarian's office:"All unattended children given free kitten" In the parking lot…
Half Joking Pastor

Not too long ago a large seminar was held for ministers in training. Among the speakers…
Dear Milkman…

Dear Milkman..."Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one.""Please…
Waterology

I'm sure you've heard the old story referring to optimism and pessimism that is…