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Rabbi Schwartz Answers His Phone

"Hello is this Rabbi Schwartz?" "It is" "This is the IRS. Can you help us?" "I can." "Do…
Fed Up

Long ago, on New York's lower east side, Mrs. Spinelli and Mrs. Goldberg were bragging as…
Civil War Re-enactment

Thinking his son would enjoy seeing the re-enactment of a Civil War battle, my niece's…
Missing Bags

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area so I went to the lost luggage…
Engaged Beauty

Before Linda became engaged, she was quite the beauty, and didn't mind letting her…
Abbott and Costello - Computer Version

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an…
Raise Request

Employee: I have been here 11 years doing three men's work for one man's pay. Now I want…
Bilingual Parrot

This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. He sees one on a perch with a red string…
Cool In The Desert

Two guys met in the middle of the desert. One was carrying a car door, the other an…
Dog Stop

Two dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, "Wait here a…
Spelling Code

A client called to report an accident and ask if her insurance rates would go up."Our…
Bulletin Humor

I hope the bulletin in your church is more accurate than the ones that these occurred in.…
The Place for Grace

When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away."Johnny wait until we…
Three Important Words

At my granddaughter's wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married…
Cats

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.""In a cat's eye, all things…