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    What Mom's Really Want

    Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY want...* 10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone)…
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    Pregnant Stamp

    A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first…
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    Rules For Choosing A Superhero Name

    *Rules For Choosing A Superhero Name*1. Don't call yourself by your real name: e.g., Ms.…
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    Last Minute Turkey

    It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on…
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    Sermon Sub

    A minister was called away unexpectedly by the illness of a close family member. He…
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    Goober Guide to Household tools

    A goober's guide to household tools: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it…
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    Surgery Plan

    We were on our way to the hospital where our 16-year-old daughter was scheduled to…
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    School Recommendation

    When I went with my daughter to visit a prestigious university, our student guide pointed…
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    Political Faith

    Politicians have a constant need to be diplomatic. Witness this candidate for the Senate…
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    French Dream

    A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class.To encourage him, his teacher said,…
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    Goober Coffee Maker

    The newlywed Goober went to the store to ask how to operate the new coffeemaker received…
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    After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a…
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    Preparing For Ski Season

    Ski season will be here soon! Hence, the following list of exercises to get you prepared:…
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    Morning Run

    The drill sergeant, making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a…
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    Sunday Funnies

    One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship…

"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?"


"I want you to send somebody over right away."

"What's wrong?"

"There's a horrid magazine salesman sitting in a tree teasing my dog."

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