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    Actual Warnings On Products

    *Actual Warnings On Products* On instructions for a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.…
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    Overdrawn

    While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
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    Dressing Down

    When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and…
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    Vulgar Parrot

    So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a…
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    Small Town Check

    I had just moved from an apartment to a house in the same small town. One day at the…
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    No Place Like Home

    While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started…
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    Things You Will Never Hear

    Things you'll never hear a man say: 1) Here honey, you use the remote. 2) Ooh, Antonio…
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    Lingering Hug

    We had made some changes in our lives. My husband had lost 50 pounds and after eight…
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    Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

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    Grandpa Cut Up

    Many years ago, a grandfather bought a hobby horse by mail order as a birthday present…
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    Helping Mom

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    College Nerves

    While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that…
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    Blizzard Police

    While driving through Buffalo after a heavy snow storm, a motorist noted a policeman,…
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    Soup Words

    It was a formal banquet. The minister had just finished saying grace when a waiter…
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    Washing Settings

    One day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he…

"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?"

"Yes."

"I want you to send somebody over right away."

"What's wrong?"

"There's a horrid magazine salesman sitting in a tree teasing my dog."

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