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    To The Rescue

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    Help Desk

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    Doctor in the House

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    Corporate Can-Do

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    Accountancy Exam

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    Dollar Measure

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    New Librarian

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    Birds and Bees

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    Winter House

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    Insurance Reflection

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    Library Lost and Found

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    Three Legged Chicken

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    A Primer For Accordion Beginners

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    Buying Shoes

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"Skipper," the sailor said to his captain as he saluted, "A special message just came in for you from the admiral. I have it right here."

"Read it to me," the captain ordered.

The sailor read, "You are without a doubt the most idiotic, lame- brained officer ever to command a ship in the United States Navy."

The skipper responded, "Have that communication decoded at once!"

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