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    Sunday Service

    A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.After the…
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    Amazing Golf Ball

    A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a salesman runs up to him,…
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    Shoebox Dolls

    A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They…
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    You're not a kid anymore when....

    You're not a kid anymore when....1. You're asleep but others worry that you're dead.2.…
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    A Dollar Per Point

    A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests…
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    Rest Stop

    I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a…
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    Fair Trial

    A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says,"Before I begin this trial, I…
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    Tired of Rejection?

    Tired of being rejected for jobs - maybe this form letter will come in handy. Dear…
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    Lost Money

    The receptionist found some cash in the office, apparently mislaid by a co-worker. She…
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    Dad Sayings

    I figured out why they call our language the "Mother Tongue." Fathers never get a chance…
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    E-Mail Blessing

    E-Mail BlessingPeace be unto you, your computer and the e-mail you receive this day.May…
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    Parking Confusion

    After driving up and down several lanes, I finally found a parking spot at the shopping…
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    Geese V

    Q: Why is one side of the V geese make always shorter than the other? ........... A:…
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    Dog Tricks

    *Mind Games You Can Play with Your Humans* 1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T…
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    Speeding Ticket

    A lady who was speeding had an officer pull her to the side of the road. She didn't have…

"Skipper," the sailor said to his captain as he saluted, "A special message just came in for you from the admiral. I have it right here."

"Read it to me," the captain ordered.

The sailor read, "You are without a doubt the most idiotic, lame- brained officer ever to command a ship in the United States Navy."

The skipper responded, "Have that communication decoded at once!"

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