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    Hitchhiker Problem

    John was driving home late one night when he picked up a hitchhiker.As they rode along he…
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    Thesaurus Collision

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    Red, White and Blue

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    Go Get Grandma

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    Password Problems

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    Pain Management

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    Grandpa's Day Out

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    $100 Coffee

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    D.C. Flyover

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    Lawyer Light Bulb

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    Grandma and God

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    ATM Correction

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    Anti-Burglar Signs

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"Skipper," the sailor said to his captain as he saluted, "A special message just came in for you from the admiral. I have it right here."

"Read it to me," the captain ordered.

The sailor read, "You are without a doubt the most idiotic, lame- brained officer ever to command a ship in the United States Navy."

The skipper responded, "Have that communication decoded at once!"

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