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    Martha Raye, Stewardess

    I once went for a job at an airline. The interviewer asked me why I wanted to be a…
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    Goober Love Poem

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    Fair Trial

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    How Old Am I?

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    If Airlines Sold Paint

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    Great Truths About Life

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    Listen for the Word

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    Cursing Parrot

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    Bump Start

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    Yesterday Computer Song

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    Alternative Baptism

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    Tips For The Clueless

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    The End is Near

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    Sore Mover

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    Misquote

    A friend of mine attended a Christian college where the tradition was to deliver a box of…

"Skipper," the sailor said to his captain as he saluted, "A special message just came in for you from the admiral. I have it right here."

"Read it to me," the captain ordered.

The sailor read, "You are without a doubt the most idiotic, lame- brained officer ever to command a ship in the United States Navy."

The skipper responded, "Have that communication decoded at once!"

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