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    Supermarket Saavy

    One day my brother-in-law noticed an elderly lady slowly pushing a cart through the…
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    House Points

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    Employment History

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    First Date Nerves

    A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks…
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    Tech Support Fun

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    Wallet Thanks

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    Out of This World Bait

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    Wire Guard

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    Little Benjamin

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    Essay Woe

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    Sam's Fishing

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    Time Management

    The church wanted to help their congregation cope better with the stresses of modern…
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    CIA, FBI & LAPD

    The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove…
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    Looking Back

    Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the…
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    Dead Politicians

    A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught…

"Skipper," the sailor said to his captain as he saluted, "A special message just came in for you from the admiral. I have it right here."

"Read it to me," the captain ordered.

The sailor read, "You are without a doubt the most idiotic, lame- brained officer ever to command a ship in the United States Navy."

The skipper responded, "Have that communication decoded at once!"

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