logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Special Message

"Skipper," the sailor said to his captain as he saluted, "A special message just came in for you from the admiral. I have it right here."

"Read it to me," the captain ordered.

The sailor read, "You are without a doubt the most idiotic, lame- brained officer ever to command a ship in the United States Navy."

The skipper responded, "Have that communication decoded at once!"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When

    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When . . .* You can type sixty words a minute with…
  • Default Image

    Measuring Up

    The following question appeared in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen:…
  • Default Image

    Professionalism Test

    Read this out loud:This is this catThis is is catThis is how catThis is to catThis is…
  • new years 2020

    The Year That Is 2020

    2020: I’m going to ask my Mom if that offer to slap me into next year is still on the…
  • Default Image

    NRA Thanksgiving

    Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a…
  • An historic tour company dressed their employees in colonial dress.

    Colonial Break

    A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial…
  • Default Image

    Collect Call

    My mother was away all weekend at a business conference.During a break, she decided to…
  • Default Image

    Rookie Landing

    As the passengers settled in on a West Coast commuter flight a flight attendant…
  • Default Image

    Eggplant Sale

    A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25¢ ea.--three for a dollar."All day long,…
  • Default Image

    Money Worries

    Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. He was…
  • Default Image

    Carrier Landings

    Any naval aviator will tell you that landing a plane on an aircraft carrier is THE most…
  • Default Image

    The Company Car

    The Company Car...1. It accelerates at a phenomenal rate.2. It has a much shorter braking…
  • river

    Lunch On The Bank

    A pastor and two of his deacons are out on the river fishing in their rowboat. Twelve…
  • Default Image

    Vulgar Parrot

    So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a…
  • Default Image

    More Laws of Life

    * Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the…