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    Bank Name

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    Golf Questions

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    Hasty Departure

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    Charity Better than Expected

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    Cops and Robbers

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    Art That Sells

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"Skipper," the sailor said to his captain as he saluted, "A special message just came in for you from the admiral. I have it right here."

"Read it to me," the captain ordered.

The sailor read, "You are without a doubt the most idiotic, lame- brained officer ever to command a ship in the United States Navy."

The skipper responded, "Have that communication decoded at once!"

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