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    Baby Talk

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    Morning Sickness

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    Factory Supplies

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    Flower System

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    Five Kinds of Fruit

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    Laundry Comments

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    Where's God?

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    Glass Honesty

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    Rattlesnake Ammo

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    Poor Vagabond

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    Hasty Departure

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    Jumper

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    Magnet Comeback

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    Things Dogs Should Try to Remember

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"Skipper," the sailor said to his captain as he saluted, "A special message just came in for you from the admiral. I have it right here."

"Read it to me," the captain ordered.

The sailor read, "You are without a doubt the most idiotic, lame- brained officer ever to command a ship in the United States Navy."

The skipper responded, "Have that communication decoded at once!"

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