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    Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say

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    A Good Haircut

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    Bell Call

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    Helpful Mechanic

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    Foreign Phrases - Sort of

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    French Dream

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    Dewey Check

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    Calls to Information Assistance

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    Flight Fear

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    Abstract Noun

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    Cinderoofer

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    Checking Newbie

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    Modern Potty Training

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    English Time

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    Little Bars of Soap

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"Skipper," the sailor said to his captain as he saluted, "A special message just came in for you from the admiral. I have it right here."

"Read it to me," the captain ordered.

The sailor read, "You are without a doubt the most idiotic, lame- brained officer ever to command a ship in the United States Navy."

The skipper responded, "Have that communication decoded at once!"

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