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    Things Mom Doesn't Want To Hear

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    Special Message

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    E-Mail Blessing

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    Farming Dream

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    Hearing Loss

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    Train Candy Bar

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    Perspective

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    Bulletproof

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    Airport Mistletoe

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    Cars Wars

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    Owed to Spell Checquer

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"Skipper," the sailor said to his captain as he saluted, "A special message just came in for you from the admiral. I have it right here."

"Read it to me," the captain ordered.

The sailor read, "You are without a doubt the most idiotic, lame- brained officer ever to command a ship in the United States Navy."

The skipper responded, "Have that communication decoded at once!"

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