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    The Chief's Wife

    "NEXT," the conference emcee announced, "we have the chief of the Minnesota State Patrol,…
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    Approval Letter

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    Yes, We Have No Chocolate

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    Brightness In Action

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    A Few Fishing Definitions

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    Goodwill Offering

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    More Signs

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    Ecumenical Small Talk

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    What Is That?

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    Lost Bible

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    Houdini Wannabe

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    More Sayings

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    Kettle Rescue

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    Golf Stroke

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    Summer Camp

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During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man. We flirted casually through dinner, then grew restless as the dignitaries gave speeches.

During one particularly long-winded lecture, my new friend drew a # sign on a cocktail napkin. Excited, I wrote down my phone number.

Looking startled for a moment, he flipped the napkin over and drew another # sign, this time adding an X to the upper-left-hand corner.

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