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    Read The Label

    It was in the early 1960's and spray deodorant, new to the market, was being advertised…
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    Drum Sounds

    A researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for his thesis. Accompanied by his trusty…
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    Math Symbols

    While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade pupils, I drew a greater-than ( > ) and…
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    Marriage Marathon

    With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the…
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    Prescription Check

    An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you…
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    Social Showdown

    Two older women, Coleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a…
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    Windshield Wiper Quit

    Which windshield wiper blade always quits first? That's right -- the driver's side. This…
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    Sunday Drive

    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police…
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    Goober & Cell Phone

    A young man wanted to get his beautiful goober wife something nice for their first…
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    Actual Hiker Comments

    These are actual comments left last year on Forest Service registration sheets and…
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    Valedictorian

    At the beginning of the school year, one seventh grader was reflecting on his chance at…
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    Planting Time

    A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some…
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    Snack Costs

    My friends and I had joined a weight-loss organization. At one meeting the instructor…
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    Shoe Fit

    A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes."How do they feel?" asks the…

During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man. We flirted casually through dinner, then grew restless as the dignitaries gave speeches.

During one particularly long-winded lecture, my new friend drew a # sign on a cocktail napkin. Excited, I wrote down my phone number.

Looking startled for a moment, he flipped the napkin over and drew another # sign, this time adding an X to the upper-left-hand corner.

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