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    Happy Eggs

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    Vacation Location

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    Sheriff Vet

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    Sign Fun

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    Interesting Thoughts

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    Senior's Ode to Medication

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    Little Benny

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    No Frills Airlines

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    Parking Solution

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    Not For Lunch

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    The Magician and The Parrot

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    Police Report

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    Gore Flubs

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During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man. We flirted casually through dinner, then grew restless as the dignitaries gave speeches.

During one particularly long-winded lecture, my new friend drew a # sign on a cocktail napkin. Excited, I wrote down my phone number.

Looking startled for a moment, he flipped the napkin over and drew another # sign, this time adding an X to the upper-left-hand corner.

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