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    Ball Markers

    A Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell…
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    She Was Such A Goober

    She was such a goober. . ... she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.. she tripped over a…
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    Skipping School

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    Neighborhood Explosion

    The whole neighborhood shook from the explosion. As shopkeepers ran outside to see what…
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    You are a lousy cook if.…

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    Preacher Tow

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    Order Debt

    A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great…
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    More Bad Headlines

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    Deputy Goober

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    Flight Control Software

    At a recent computer software engineering course in the US, the participants were given…
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    The Big Sale

    It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and an advertisement in the local…
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    Bus Fare to Train Station

    Before boarding a bus, a man asked the driver, "What is the fare to the train station?"…
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    Roast Woes

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    Herd Of Cows

    A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "Macho," and went out walking with one of…
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    Words and Questions From the Wise

    *Words and Questions From the "Wise"* I intend to live forever. So far, so good. If…

During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man. We flirted casually through dinner, then grew restless as the dignitaries gave speeches.

During one particularly long-winded lecture, my new friend drew a # sign on a cocktail napkin. Excited, I wrote down my phone number.

Looking startled for a moment, he flipped the napkin over and drew another # sign, this time adding an X to the upper-left-hand corner.

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