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    Getting Fat

    When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room…
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    Babysitting Reference

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    There's Teacher

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    Isn't That Nice?

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    Age

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    Landing Request

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    What's it Take?

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    Dressing Down

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    Young Love

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    Refueling

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    Interview Question

    "Now this is the verbal part of your employment test," said the interviewer. "Can you…
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    Viaduct Height

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    The Grandma Test

    I was out walking with my 4-year-old granddaughter. She picked up something off the…
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    Company Motivation Posters

    *Company Motivation Posters You Will Never See*1) If you do a good job and work hard, you…
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    Hamster Care

    After buying her kids a pet hamster, after they PROMISED they would take care of it, Mom,…

If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly:

at 45 mph.... "God Will Take Care of Me"

at 55 mph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah"

at 65 mph.... "Nearer My God to Thee"

at 75 mph.... "Nearer Still Nearer"

at 85 mph.... "This World is Not My Home"

at 95 mph.... "Lord, I'm Coming Home"

at 100 mph.... "Precious Memories"

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