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    Signs You Are In For A Long Sermon

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    Second Try

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    Cow Horns

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    Tournament Weather`

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    Offended Goober

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    Subway Drop

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    Prescription

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    Riding With Grandma

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If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly:

at 45 mph.... "God Will Take Care of Me"

at 55 mph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah"

at 65 mph.... "Nearer My God to Thee"

at 75 mph.... "Nearer Still Nearer"

at 85 mph.... "This World is Not My Home"

at 95 mph.... "Lord, I'm Coming Home"

at 100 mph.... "Precious Memories"

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