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    Steamed Goober

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    Red, Yellow, Blue

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    Zoo Trip

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    Without Glasses

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    Chair Test

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    Poor Widow

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    Hot Fishing Spot

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    New Golfer

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    Minister Call

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    And Then They Voted

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If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly:

at 45 mph.... "God Will Take Care of Me"

at 55 mph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah"

at 65 mph.... "Nearer My God to Thee"

at 75 mph.... "Nearer Still Nearer"

at 85 mph.... "This World is Not My Home"

at 95 mph.... "Lord, I'm Coming Home"

at 100 mph.... "Precious Memories"

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