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    Bat Delivery

    As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment…
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    Riding Dead Horses

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    Circle Stand

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    Dog Report

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    12 Days of Fastfood

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    Cute Nurses

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    Missionary Mimicking

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    12 Step Web Addicts Recovery Program

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    Favorite Candy

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    Dusty Comeback

    My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper.One evening my dad returned home from work,…
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    Coin Test

    During class, the chemistry professor was demonstrating the properties of various acids.…
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    Jury Duty

    Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?Juror: I don't…
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    Real Answers

    These, are real answers given by children.Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper,…
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    Lost Baggage

    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage…
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    18 Wheeler

    There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight the…

If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly:

at 45 mph.... "God Will Take Care of Me"

at 55 mph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah"

at 65 mph.... "Nearer My God to Thee"

at 75 mph.... "Nearer Still Nearer"

at 85 mph.... "This World is Not My Home"

at 95 mph.... "Lord, I'm Coming Home"

at 100 mph.... "Precious Memories"

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