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    Out of this World Restaurant (groaner)

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    Goober in Snow Storm

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    Economics Exam

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    Foreign Languages

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    Enlisting Choices

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    All Roads Lead Back to Rome

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    Bragging Rights

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    Senior Citizen Discount

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On a long drive from Virginia, I thought I was traveling at a reasonable speed, but the flashing blue lights in my rear- view mirror made me realize that I'd been over the limit. I handed the officer my license and made small talk while my wife dug through the glove compartment for the registration.

"I'm usually very careful about my speed," I told him as my wife handed me the paperwork.

The officer studied it and then gave it back. "Sir," he said gruffly, "this is not your registration."

It was a warning ticket I had received for speeding in Florida.

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