logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Owed to Spell Checquer

OWED TO SPELL CHECQUER

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Doctor Quotes

    The following quotes were allegedly taken from actual medical records as dictated by…
  • Default Image

    Translation Tries

    A Latin American minister was touring the U.S. in an effort to boost financial support…
  • sunday school

    No Hero of Mine

    "King David used to be a hero of mine, but not anymore," little Brodie told his mother…
  • Default Image

    Prescription Labels

    A pharmacy major was taking a course in Dispensing. One day they were discussing the…
  • Default Image

    Realistic Fishing Proverb

    Give a man a fish and he will eat all day. Teach a man to fish and he will go out and buy…
  • Default Image

    A Texas Blessing

    *A Texas Blessing*Bless this house, oh Lord, we cryPlease keep it cool in mid-July. Bless…
  • Default Image

    Miscellaneous Goobers

    GOOBERS AT WORK - I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk…
  • Default Image

    Baggage Problem

    The flight attendant watched a passenger try to stuff his hopelessly overloaded bags into…
  • Default Image

    Reversal of Fortune

    Dear John, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you…
  • Default Image

    Chess Playing Dog

    A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He…
  • Default Image

    Bananas

    As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if…
  • Default Image

    The Night Before Finals

    'Twas the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor…
  • Default Image

    Cold Cream Questions

    A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face."Why…
  • Default Image

    Academic Phrases and Meanings

    The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the…
  • picture of university building

    How To Write A College Paper

    How to write a College Paper 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted…