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    Men, Dogs, Women

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    Two Teas

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    Sneaking Into the Olympics

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    Peter's Portrait

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    Quantum Date

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    Coach Call

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    Goober Stewardess

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    Missionary Mimicking

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    You've Had Too Much Coffee When

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    County Employees

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    Drought Conditions

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    Rifle Tech Support

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    Headlines from 2050

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    AMAP

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A client called to report an accident and ask if her insurance rates would go up.

"Our underwriting department determines that", I said. Then I asked for her license number. Verifying her information, I asked, "NMF? Is that N as in Nancy, M as in Mary, and F as in Frank?"

"Well, yes," she said. "But could you please tell your underwriters that it's also N as in Not, M as in My, and F as in fault?"

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