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    Rodentially Clean

    Johnny, age 5, was being taught to be neat and clean and to pick up after himself. One…
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    Second Opinion 2

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    You Need A New Car When

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    The Top 15 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western

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    What Mom Really Wants

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    Allergy Medicine

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    Knee Tattoo

    A hospital corpsman and I were getting an elderly retired master chief petty officer out…
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    Refrigerator Goals

    When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the…
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    Hymns vs. Choruses

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    Golf desire

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    Quips to Ponder

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    Eye Test Chart

    When his eyes began to give him trouble, a man went to a ophthalmologist in Prague. The…
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    Ungrateful Son-In-Law

    A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter,…
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    How To Simulate The Life Of A Sailor

    How To Simulate The Life Of A Sailor~ Buy a steel dumpster, paint it gray inside and out,…
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    Tennis Take On

    A manager has to take on some sport by his doctor so he decides to play tennis. After a…

"We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime.

By the time I was 14, I owned my own home."

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