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    Dog House Rules Progression

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    Help Is Nearby

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    What It Means

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    Bible Hunt

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    Have More Fun at Church

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    Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers

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In the doctors office two patients are talking.

"You know, I had an appendectomy last month and the doctor left a sponge in me by mistake."

"A sponge!" exclaims the other. "And do you feel much pain"

"No pain at all," says the first, "but do I get thirsty!"

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