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Sports Injury

Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked,

"Do you play hockey?"

"No"

"Do you play soccer?"

"No"

"Do you play any other physical sport?"

"Not at all. I just play bridge with my wife."

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