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    A Texas Blessing

    *A Texas Blessing*Bless this house, oh Lord, we cryPlease keep it cool in mid-July. Bless…
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    Campaign Funding

    Can you believe a candidate dropped out of the race because of a lack of campaign funds?…
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    Unwritten Warning Labels

    *Unwritten Warning Labels*On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive…
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    Do It Yourself

    When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a…
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    Dusty Comeback

    My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper.One evening my dad returned home from work,…
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    English Time

    In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and…
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    Shoe Follow

    Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store. When I slipped a shoe onto one…
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    Animal Race Stats

    Some racehorses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track…
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    Repeat Position

    A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble. The coastguard, trying to get the…
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    One Carton and Six Eggs

    This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could…
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    Long Passwords

    My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on…
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    Financing Surgery

    A woman had a medical problem - her husband's snoring. So, she called the doctor one…
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    Auction Parrot

    One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this…
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    Family Picnic

    The service area was located on a main highway leading to the beach. The pump attendant…
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    Sermon Follow-Up

    A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To…

Alan asks, "I know you're crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you going to do when she starts to date?"

Steve says, "I figure I'll take the first young man aside, put my arm around his shoulder, and pull him close to me so that only he can hear. Then I'll say, "Do you see that sweet, little young lady? She's my only daughter, and I love her very much. If you were thinking about touching, kissing, or being physically affectionate to her in any way ............ just remember ............... I don't mind going back to prison."

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