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    Please and Thank You

    While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She…
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    More Church Bulletin Bloopers

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    Chinese Knitting

    Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Peyton Manning is to football. She designed…
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    Milk Switch

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    Sugar Worry

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    2 Best Recipes

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    Caught in the Act

    I was playing tooth fairy when my daughter, Marina, suddenly woke up. Seeing the money in…
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    You Know You're Growing Old When...

    You know you're growing old when... ..you've come to the annoying realization that your…
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    Party Favor

    After classical violinist Fritz Kreisler was invited to a society party, the hostess…
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    Things I've Learned From My Children

    *Things I've Learned From My Children* 01. A king size waterbed holds enough water to…
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    Putting the Cat Out

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    Seen This?

    I had trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing…
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    6 Legged Turkey

    An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better…
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    Verbalized Prayers

    The pastor of a mid-sized church decided one Monday morning that the staff would…
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    Growing Up

    While on recess duty at the elementary school where I teach, I was talking with several…

Alan asks, "I know you're crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you going to do when she starts to date?"

Steve says, "I figure I'll take the first young man aside, put my arm around his shoulder, and pull him close to me so that only he can hear. Then I'll say, "Do you see that sweet, little young lady? She's my only daughter, and I love her very much. If you were thinking about touching, kissing, or being physically affectionate to her in any way ............ just remember ............... I don't mind going back to prison."

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