logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Starting To Date

Alan asks, "I know you're crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you going to do when she starts to date?"

Steve says, "I figure I'll take the first young man aside, put my arm around his shoulder, and pull him close to me so that only he can hear. Then I'll say, "Do you see that sweet, little young lady? She's my only daughter, and I love her very much. If you were thinking about touching, kissing, or being physically affectionate to her in any way ............ just remember ............... I don't mind going back to prison."

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    10 Minutes Alone

    After a day of grueling maneuvers under the blazing Texas sun, the platoon stood in front…
  • Default Image

    Picture Menu

    I stopped at the local Burger King for a cold drink and was reading the menu over the…
  • Default Image

    Why ask Why?

    Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why…
  • Default Image

    The Power of Government

    Pythagorean theorem : 24 WordsThe Lord's Prayer : 66 WordsArchimedes' Principle : 67…
  • Default Image

    Sidewalk Meeting

    Bumping into a woman on the sidewalk, the Tom Cruise look-alike apologized, "Pardon me!"…
  • Default Image

    Car Fire

    I had just pulled into a parking spot at the home improvement store when smoke and flames…
  • Default Image

    Cow Philosophies

    Various organizational philosophies explained in "two cow" terms. Socialism: you have two…
  • Default Image

    Ice Cream Flavors

    The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you…
  • Default Image

    The Flu Do-Si-Do

    Flu season will be here soon. Here's a square dance you can call when it does.The Flu…
  • Default Image

    Tycoon Banter

    A Texas Oil Tycoon and an Alaskan Oil Tycoon were debating on which state had the most…
  • Default Image

    Cave Soliciting

    Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing.…
  • Default Image

    Hand Dryers

    My pastor friend put sanitary hot air hand dryers in the rest rooms at his church and…
  • Default Image

    Cheap Motel

    One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6am wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke…
  • Default Image

    Looking For Mike

    After directory assistance gave Glenda her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed…
  • Default Image

    New Flavor?

    The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you…