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    The Night Before Finals

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    Mechanic Rate

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    Aerobic Dismay

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    Picnic Passions

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    Thesaurus Collision

    Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New…
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    Interview Bloopers

    Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were…
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    Life After Death

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    Watery Deal

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    Doody Solution

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    Birthday Greetings

    Seen on a birthday card.Forget about the past, You can't change it.Forget about the…
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    Words Per Day

    Abraham was reading an article out loud to his wife. "Did you know that women use about…
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    Tax Reform

    At an open conference in Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the audience which…
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    Fishing Trip

    "So, what's the matter? I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip…

Alan asks, "I know you're crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you going to do when she starts to date?"

Steve says, "I figure I'll take the first young man aside, put my arm around his shoulder, and pull him close to me so that only he can hear. Then I'll say, "Do you see that sweet, little young lady? She's my only daughter, and I love her very much. If you were thinking about touching, kissing, or being physically affectionate to her in any way ............ just remember ............... I don't mind going back to prison."

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