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    Conch Sale

    In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light in a conch shell I found on…
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    First Salute

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    Quick Thinking Clerk

    There is a story about a new clerk in a supermarket. A customer asked him if she could…
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    Ship Movie

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    Mint Mom

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    Doctor in the House

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    Blizzard Police

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    Altar Call

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    Sweat Dreams

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    The Confused Goober

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    Teapot Computer

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    Goober Nails

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    Children's Attempts at Hymns

    *Children's Attempts at Singing Well Known Hymns* Sometimes kids get things a…
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    When One Shows Up

    A preacher prepared for Sunday morning service, but only one person, a farmer, was there.…
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    Homework Problem

    One of my third-graders came to school crying. "Jonathan's upset because he couldn't…

Alan asks, "I know you're crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you going to do when she starts to date?"

Steve says, "I figure I'll take the first young man aside, put my arm around his shoulder, and pull him close to me so that only he can hear. Then I'll say, "Do you see that sweet, little young lady? She's my only daughter, and I love her very much. If you were thinking about touching, kissing, or being physically affectionate to her in any way ............ just remember ............... I don't mind going back to prison."

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