logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

State of the Pastor

map usaThe old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week.

He walked into the 4th-grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name. They came up with about 40 names. He jokingly told them that in his day students knew the names of all the states.

One lad raised his hand and said,

"Yes, but in those days there were only 13 states."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Exercise

    - I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.- I…
  • Default Image

    Carrier Landings

    Any naval aviator will tell you that landing a plane on an aircraft carrier is THE most…
  • owl

    What a Hoot

    Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night,…
  • train station

    Large Party

    On one occasion William Howard Taft, in his work as an attorney, took a train to…
  • Default Image

    Laws of Parenting

    *Laws of Parenting*1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next…
  • Default Image

    Golf Survey

    My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18…
  • dog lazy

    Dog Tricks

    *Mind Games You Can Play with Your Humans* 1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T…
  • Default Image

    The FBI Orders Pizza

    FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under…
  • nuts

    Got the Munchies?

    Mrs. Jones had been steadfast in her local congregation for many years and that is why…
  • Default Image

    Three Important Words

    At my granddaughter's wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married…
  • Default Image

    Control and Escape

    The computer company my wife works for distributed a corporate clothing catalogue that…
  • Default Image

    That's It

    A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece…
  • Default Image

    Window Seats

    At the airport check-in counter, I overheard a woman ask for window seats for both…
  • Default Image

    Toilet Brush

    My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his…
  • picture of shopping cart

    Supermarket Saavy

    One day my brother-in-law noticed an elderly lady slowly pushing a cart through the…