logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Grocery Pickup

    Soon after my 16-year-old sister started working after school as a grocery-store cashier,…
  • Default Image

    Take Out For Lunch

    Planning a Christmas weekend of entertaining guests, I made a list of things I needed to…
  • Default Image

    Happy Marriage

    On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy…
  • Default Image

    Maine Vets

    Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one…
  • Default Image

    Jumper

    At the local Starbucks, a little guy exchanged words with a big bald guy and it looked…
  • Default Image

    Fine Request

    A pickpocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes. "Mr. Brewster," the…
  • Default Image

    Mouse Mom

    A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks…
  • wise owl

    Words and Questions From the Wise

    *Words and Questions From the "Wise"* I intend to live forever. So far, so good. If…
  • Default Image

    Kid Say

    The best laughs I have known in life have been from my own children. I have captured…
  • Default Image

    Late Night Studying

    My husband, Cal, grew increasingly displeased as our teenage daughter and her boyfriend…
  • Default Image

    Goober Grave Readers

    Three goobers, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were walking home late one night and found themselves…
  • Default Image

    Head Check

    One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her six-year-old nephew when he…
  • Default Image

    Late Arrival

    A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!"He…
  • Default Image

    Just A Kiss Per Yard

    Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy…
  • Default Image

    Amateur Paleontologist

    Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC…

Back in the good old days of steam engines, a goober who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a friend.  He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on.

While standing in the middle of the railroad tracks one day, he hears the whistle, "Whooee da Whoee!" but doesn't know what it is.

Predictably, he's hit -- but only a glancing blow -- and is thrown, to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.

After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party one evening.

While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the tea kettle whistling.  He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeds to batter and bash the tea kettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal.

His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what's happened, and asks the man from the desert, "Why did you ruin my good tea kettle?"

The desert man replies, "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small!"

Powered By JFBConnect