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    Kiss The Mirror Good-Bye

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    SPCA Rescue

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    Second Try

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    Shoplifter Excuse

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    Pupil's Question

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    Save Me a Seat

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    Dryer Message

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    Gender Request

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    The Day Before

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    Suffering Vanity

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The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning.

"I'm sorry," she said, "Mr. Bradford's on another line."

"This is Mr. Ingram's office," the caller said. "We'd like to know if he's bullish or bearish right now."

"He's talking to his wife," the secretary replied. "Right now I'd say he's sheepish."

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