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    Goober Grave Readers

    Three goobers, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were walking home late one night and found themselves…
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    Brazilian Jungle

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    Picking a Winner

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    Chicken Recipe

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    Better Grades

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    Good Guess

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    Pierced Ears

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    Lawnyer

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    Are You a Policeman?

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    Rabbi Returns

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    Efficiency

    An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try…
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    Rabbi Sneak

    There was this rabbi in a small town, and he was really curious about why so many people…
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    Mike's Girlfriend

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    Ohio

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    Cat Sitting

    One night while I was cat-sitting my daughter's indoor feline, it escaped outside. When…

*Strange 911 Calls*

A call came into 911 Emergency because two couples were going to share a hotel room and there weren't enough towels.

A man called 911 and said: "Please connect me to Switzerland."

A lady called 911 because of a fight going on in a parking lot. When asked to describe the combatants, she said: "I'll try. There's one man, and he's dressed like Elvis. He's kicking another man who's laying on the ground and screaming 'You Ain't nothing but a hound dog.'"

Another person called to report he had the hiccups.

A thirteen-year-old boy called to report he had "stuff" coming from his navel. Paramedics examined the boy and all they found was belly-button lint.

A male complainant called and requested police call gas stations on all exits of I-95 to find out which ones were open.

A woman called emergency to report she had seen a wild mouse in her house.

Someone called 911 to report the parrot got out of his cage and is in a tree outside.

A man broke up with his girlfriend and wanted police to go by her house and report to him the owners of any cars, other than hers, in her driveway.

A man called to report he had a roach stuck in his ear.

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