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    Employee Gift

    A new pastor, eager to make sure the church's employees would like him, called them…
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    Speeding Juggler

    A driver was pulled over for speeding by a police officer. As the officer was writing the…
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    One Room School

    The board of education in a nearby town sold off a building that had been a one-room…
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    Birth Warp

    Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife were expecting their first baby. I was…
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    Time To Wave

    From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting…
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    Employment History

    To pass the time while our plane was being de-iced, the flight attendants played a trivia…
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    Medical Bill Call

    Many patients call the pathology group where I am office manager to discuss their medical…
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    Lock Jaw

    In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian.…
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    Biblical Spokespersons

    What if Biblical characters could be recruited as high-tech promoters? Consider the…
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    Immigrations Card

    Some years ago an Englishman on a plane to Australia was handed one of those…
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    Morning Run

    The drill sergeant, making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a…
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    Argument Settled

    The other day, Avril and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would…
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    Happy Birthday Call

    A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then…
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    Formal Letter

    At the end of last semester, a fellow student complained about how he failed the English…
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    Glass Honesty

    As the three ladies picked up a menu, each put on a pair of glasses."I really only need…

*Strange 911 Calls*

A call came into 911 Emergency because two couples were going to share a hotel room and there weren't enough towels.

A man called 911 and said: "Please connect me to Switzerland."

A lady called 911 because of a fight going on in a parking lot. When asked to describe the combatants, she said: "I'll try. There's one man, and he's dressed like Elvis. He's kicking another man who's laying on the ground and screaming 'You Ain't nothing but a hound dog.'"

Another person called to report he had the hiccups.

A thirteen-year-old boy called to report he had "stuff" coming from his navel. Paramedics examined the boy and all they found was belly-button lint.

A male complainant called and requested police call gas stations on all exits of I-95 to find out which ones were open.

A woman called emergency to report she had seen a wild mouse in her house.

Someone called 911 to report the parrot got out of his cage and is in a tree outside.

A man broke up with his girlfriend and wanted police to go by her house and report to him the owners of any cars, other than hers, in her driveway.

A man called to report he had a roach stuck in his ear.

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