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    Goober Compensation

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    Smart As A Brick

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    Waking Up Mad

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    Good Old Dave

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    Dignified Exit

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    Toucan Yell

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    ID Card

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    Boat Rental

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    Environ-mental

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    Landing Request

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    Range Cancelled

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    Goober Crossing

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    Politically Correct Statements

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    Bad Sign

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    Five Tech Replies

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Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the elevators. A manager got stuck between floors and, after some door banging, finally attracted attention. His name was taken and rescue promised.

It took two hours before the elevator mechanic arrived and got the manager out. When he returned to his desk, he found this note from his efficient secretary: "The elevator people called and will be here in two hours."

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