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    Memory Improvement

    I knew that as I was getting older, and finally able to admit it, certain things were…
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    Possessed Computer?

    For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers…
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    Grandpa And The Computer

    *Grandpa And The Computer*The computer swallowed GrandpaYes honestly, its true.He pressed…
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    Say Something Positive

    A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a…
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    Kid Wisdom

    When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer.Never tell your Mom…
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    Living to 104

    At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he planned to be around for his…
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    Political Faith

    Politicians have a constant need to be diplomatic. Witness this candidate for the Senate…
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    Little Voice

    A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that…
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    Goober Loot

    If you are wondering what a goober is, you can see one here. Two goobers, Bob and Joe,…
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    Crocheted Dolls

    There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years. They had…
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    Parking Space Sign Language

    After driving up and down several lanes, I finally found a parking spot at the shopping…
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    Pillar Interruption

    The Sunday School teacher described how Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and was turned…
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    Television Bloopers - British Style

    "Liz Taylor is recovering in hospital after having had a benign tuna removed from just…
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    Service

    A woman walked up to the manager of a department store."Are you hiring any help?" she…
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    Zucchini Sign

    After harvesting the usual bumper crop of squash last year, I took a half-dozen to the…

*Stuff You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support*

"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

"...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

"Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n."

"Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

"We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

"Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

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