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    Work Prayer

    Confiding in a co-worker, I told her about a problem in our office and my fear that I…
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    Computer One-liners - Part 2

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    Lost Gas Cap

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    Training Courses Now Available for Men

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    Restaurant Rating

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    Sharing

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    Eating Worms

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    Mom's Phone

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    Country Puddle

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    Engineering Dictionary

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    Sunday Complaints

    After church one Sunday morning, a mother commented, "The choir was awful this…
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    One and Only

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    Hans Olaffsen's Laundry

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    Low 80's Golf

    "I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at…

*Stuff You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support*

"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

"...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

"Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n."

"Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

"We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

"Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

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