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    Bob's Lesson

    Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to…
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    Owed to Spell Checquer

    OWED TO SPELL CHECQUER Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly…
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    New Car Warning

    A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his…
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    Thanks, Honey

    A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes…
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    Goober with a Pager

    One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company.…
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    In the Dorm

    In the dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights: dousing and…
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    Temperance River

    A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had…
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    Ticket Purchase

    A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase…
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    Late Excuse

    Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the story…
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    Goober Crossing

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Lost and Found

    A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa got out. The…
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    Exam By Chance

    A young student reports for a final examination that consists of only true/false type…
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    Rose Plague

    An elderly parish priest was tending his garden near a convent when a passerby stopped to…
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    Kids and Cliches

    I teach fourth grade in Ventura County, California. As a fun assignment, I gave the…
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    Low 80's Golf

    "I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at…

*Stuff You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support*

"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

"...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

"Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n."

"Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

"We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

"Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

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