logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Shaving Comeback

    I can't say I've ever gotten a shave from a barber, but I've seen others who have. I was…
  • Default Image

    Goober Baby News

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Behavior Modification

    One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office.When I walked…
  • Default Image

    Used Lawn Mower

    A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard…
  • Default Image

    Dads and Babies

    My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance. "I look like Mom,"…
  • Default Image

    Fish Heads

    A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and…
  • Default Image

    Y1K Problem

    Canterbury, England. AD 999. An atmosphere close to panic prevails today throughout…
  • Default Image

    Gardening Help

    An old man living alone in South Armagh, whose only son was in Long Kesh Prison, didn't…
  • child six

    Youngest in School

    A friend of mine has three boys. The youngest, Gregory, had just started school. A…
  • Default Image

    Goober 911

    Q: Why can't goobers dial 911?A: They can't find the "11" on the phone!
  • Default Image

    Plus or Minus One

    In a contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a…
  • Default Image

    The Truth About Tools

    The Truth about Tools HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays…
  • Default Image

    Haircut

    Boss: You got your hair cut on company time.Susie: It grew on company time.Boss: Not all…
  • Default Image

    Wakeup Fight

    Following an especially angry argument, Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to bed not speaking to…
  • Default Image

    Tax Forms

    It was April and Tax Day was looming when an elderly woman showed up at my desk at the…

*Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer*

soccer-ball-and-net1.  Well, it's Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I've got to fancy Liverpool for the win.

2.  He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long.

3.  And so they have not been able to improve on their 100% record.

4.  With the last kick of the game, he scored with a header.

5.  Well, it's a fabulous kaleidoscope of colour: almost all the Brazilians are wearing yellow shirts.

6.  If that had gone on, it would definitely have been a goal.

7.  Their manager, Howard Wilkinson, isn't here today, which strongly suggests that he may be elsewhere.

8.  I am a firm believer that if one team scores a goal, the other need to score two to win.

9.  If a team scores early on, it often takes an early lead.

10.  You cannot possibly have counted the number of passes made, but there were eight.

Powered By JFBConnect