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Subway Drop

subway train2The Manhattan Commuter train was packed. Suddenly there was a jingle on the floor. Most necks were craned. One elderly gentleman, however, bent down and picked something up.

"Did anyone drop a toonie?" he asked.

"I did," answered three men at once.

"Well," said the elderly gent with a smile, "here's a dime of it."

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