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Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed…
Thanksgiving Grace

My family traditionally begins the evening meal with a prayer of thanks. When they were…
Testimony Night

It was testimony night in the church. A lady got up and said, "We are living in a wicked…
Flight Time

Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard…
Listening In

A long time ago, before the days of cell phones, I needed to call home, and the only pay…
Lost Ball

My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18…
Beauty Watch

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.…
Lost Hunting

My uncle Joe and his best buddy, Bubba, went hunting a couple of weeks ago. Somehow they…
Merchant Captain

One of the world's most famous merchant captains died, having long been admired by his…
Actual Elementary School Excuse Notes

* "Jerry was at his grandmother's yesterday, and she did not bring him to school because…
Y1K Problem

Canterbury, England. AD 999. An atmosphere close to panic prevails today throughout…
Free Paper

My dry cleaner very generously gives each customer a free copy of the daily newspaper. As…
Meeting Invitation

I was telling a friend about my enrollment in a weight-loss program and how excited I was…
The Company Car

The Company Car...1. It accelerates at a phenomenal rate.2. It has a much shorter braking…
Sign Fun

*Sign Fun*On a California freeway: Fine for LitteringIn the window of an Atlanta clothing…