After church one Sunday morning, a mother commented, "The choir was awful this morning."
The father commented, "The sermon was too long."
Their 7-year-old daughter added, "You've got to admit it was a pretty good show for a dollar."
More Jokes
-
Headstones
In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to… -
Making Babies
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We… -
Granny's Visit
Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug.… -
Break Even
Two men are in a bank when armed robbers break in. One robber rushes the teller windows,… -
Colonial Break
A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial… -
Eating Out
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches… -
Dad and Baby
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some… -
Excuses To Give When You Have Missed Work
~ I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me… -
Ploughing at Night
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.… -
On The Ball Mechanic
My dad, an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound… -
Ships Passing
A rather old minesweeper was cruising a lonely stretch of the South Pacific and was… -
Meteor Miss
As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was… -
-
Sidewalk Preacher
A sidewalk preacher stood on a soapbox downtown and started a rousing sermon on… -
New Librarian
The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the…
Powered By JFBConnect
Shop with Amazon! - http://amzn.to/2z3uBpa
Copyright ©
1998 - 2019
Cybersalt Consulting and Communications. All rights reserved.
