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Sunday Lollipop

The boy came skipping into the house with a big lollipop in his hands.  "Where did you get it?" his mother asked.

"I bought it with the nickel you gave me."

"The nickel I gave you was for Sunday School."

"I know Mom," said the boy, "but the minister met me at the door and got me in free."
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