logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    New Axioms of the Nineties

    New Axioms of the Nineties1. Home is where you hang your @.2. The e-mail of the species…
  • Default Image

    Movie Breakout

    A fellow took his girlfriend to the movies. During the previews, she asked him if he…
  • Default Image

    Parking Lot Speed Limit

    Safety is a major concern at the manufacturing company where I work. So I'm constantly…
  • Default Image

    Drum Problem

    There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He…
  • Default Image

    Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along

    Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along!(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings,…
  • Default Image

    $4,000 Hearing

    An elderly man inquired of his wife about a recent, large expense."Well yes I bought this…
  • Default Image

    Sidewalk Meeting

    Bumping into a woman on the sidewalk, the Tom Cruise look-alike apologized, "Pardon me!"…
  • Default Image

    8-Year-Old Asks

    An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy,…
  • Default Image

    PICNIC Problem

    Looking over the log book kept by the computer support staff at my office, I noticed…
  • Default Image

    Rapid Promotion

    The boss called one of his employees into the office."Rob," he said, "you've been with…
  • Default Image

    Goober On The Net

    A goober went to his mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to…
  • Default Image

    More One-liners

    I can see clearly now, the brain is gone... Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Madness…
  • Default Image

    Tax Reform

    At an open conference in Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the audience which…
  • Default Image

    Visiting Friends

    Hush-A-Bye Buddy(Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby)Hush-A-Bye BuddyIn our guest roomIt's been…
  • Default Image

    Ball Markers

    A Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell…

baptism tankThe youth director had been trying for months to get the little boy down the street to come to church to be with his third grade Sunday school class.

Finally after talking to the boy and his mother for what seemed to be the hundredth time the boy finally agreed to go this next Sunday. He seemed to enjoy all of the proceedings, except as the baptismal service began he ran out the back door and ran all the way home. His mother asked him why did he run home instead of riding with the youth director.

The little boy answered, "Its all a racket. They get you there and let you make all those nice things and tell you great stories just to get you relaxed so they can drown you at the end of one of the services."

Powered By JFBConnect