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    Social Showdown

    Two older women, Coleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a…
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    Bricklayer's Insurance Claim

    I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number…
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    All Saved Up

    After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've…
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    Order Debt

    A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great…
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    Elf Pet Peeves

    *Elf Pet Peeves*7. Toil for 364 days a year just to make children smile and no one gives…
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    Bottle Drive

    The Boy Scouts were out collecting bottles for a fund raising activity. One ambitious but…
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    Military Computer

    Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The…
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    10 Most Wanted

    Little Sammy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.…
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    Labor Pains

    When I was a mother's helper, the mom of the family I worked for sat with her three…
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    Friendly Pig

    A man was on a walking holiday in a foreign country. He became thirsty so decided to ask…
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    Amish At The Mall

    An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall for the first time. They were amazed by…
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    Time Off

    Two factory workers were talking. "I know how to get some time off from work." said the…
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    Milk Switch

    To help a friend lose weight, I told her that she should switch to lower-fat foods,…
  • Owl Jokes

    Owl Friend

    Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night,…
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    Government Farm Visit

    A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the…

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.

After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation.

For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who were to be married.

"Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?" he requested.

Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front.

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