logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Sermon Comment

    After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying…
  • Default Image

    Cheap Rhymes With Jeep

    A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I…
  • Default Image

    Bigger Piece

    One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took…
  • Default Image

    Rank Explanation

    My brother Ken was home on leave from his post in Hawaii, when he announced that he had…
  • Default Image

    Office Answering Message

    "Hello, you have reached an office that thought it was so smart getting all it's…
  • Default Image

    Intelligence

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Price of Oranges

    Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the…
  • Default Image

    Vet Bills

    While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their…
  • Default Image

    Let Me Feel Your Pain

    It can buy a house but not a home. It can buy a bed, but not sleep. It can buy a clock…
  • Default Image

    Thoughtful Sidney

    Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a…
  • Default Image

    Vicar's Surprise

    A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month…
  • police pull over

    Speeding Ticket

    A lady who was speeding had an officer pull her to the side of the road. She didn't have…
  • Default Image

    Lion Attack

    Two wildlife documentary film makers were filming a wild lion in Africa when they both…
  • Default Image

    30 Minutes To A Cleaner House

    *30 Minutes To A Cleaner House* You're getting company in 30 minutes. Your house is a…
  • Default Image

    Too Late To Date

    After the death of a never married 94-year old spinster of his parish, the rector was…

Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball.

"Don't you have at least one other golf ball?", he asked.  The other guy replied that no, he only needed the one.

"Are you sure?", the friend persisted.  "What happens if you lose that ball?"

The other guy replied, "This is a very special golf ball.  I won't lose it so I don't need another one."

Well," the friend asked, "what happens if you miss your shot and the ball goes in the lake?"

"That's okay," he replied, "this special golf ball floats.
I'll be able to retrieve it."

"Well what happens if you hit it into the trees and it gets lost among the bushes and shrubs?"

The other guy replied, "That's okay too.  You see, this special golf ball has a homing beacon.  I'll be able to get it back -- no problem."

Exasperated, the friend asks, "Okay.  Let's say our game goes late, the sun goes down, and you hit your ball into a sand trap.  What are you going to do then?"

"No problem," says the other guy, "you see, this ball is florescent.  I'll be able to see it in the dark."

Finally satisfied that he needs only the one golf ball, the friend asks, "Hey, where did you get a golf ball like that anyway?"

The other guy replies, "I found it."

Powered By JFBConnect