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    Speeding Juggler

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    The Difference Between Men and Women

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    Modern Potty Training

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    Good Guess

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    Important Political Decisions

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    Understanding the Metric System

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Harry hosted a dinner party. One of his guests was a surgeon.

While deftly carving the roast, Harry kept up a running commentary: "How am I doing, Doc? How do you like that technique? I'd make a pretty good surgeon, don't you think?"

When Harry had finished and the slices of meat lay neatly on the serving platter, the surgeon spoke up:

"Anybody can take them apart, Harry. Now let's see you put them back together again."

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