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    Front Decisions

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    Turtle Ears

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    But Daddy

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    Strange Lawsuits

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    Foot Pill

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    Pulpit Humor

    There was this Lutheran minister who served a predominately German congregation for…
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    Car Names Explained

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    Coffee Delivery

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    Fax Hint

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    Running Away

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    Cell Phone Flight Call

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    The Night Before Finals

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    Geneology Question

    When my granddaughter, Ann, was 9-years-old, she was given an assignment by her teacher…
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    Rest In Peace

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    Age Question

    A college professor asked his class a question."If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New…

Harry hosted a dinner party. One of his guests was a surgeon.

While deftly carving the roast, Harry kept up a running commentary: "How am I doing, Doc? How do you like that technique? I'd make a pretty good surgeon, don't you think?"

When Harry had finished and the slices of meat lay neatly on the serving platter, the surgeon spoke up:

"Anybody can take them apart, Harry. Now let's see you put them back together again."

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