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    Moon Cheese

    For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese.Then the astronauts found…
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    Traffic Laughs

    * Freeway congestion is getting so bad, you can change a tire without losing your place…
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    Dirty Hands in Class

    A teacher sees a student entering the classroom, his hands are very dirty.She stopped him…
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    Doll Play

    Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR…
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    Research Team

    A research team proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the…
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    Wedding Album

    At a wedding I recently attended, the priest called for a moment of silence to remember…
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    Fish Heads

    A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and…
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    What's Good Tonight

    Our family owned restaurant is the setting for many of our discussions about how to…
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    Philosophy Chair

    An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing…
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    Late For Sunday School

    A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt…
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    Ahh, Tourists

    A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all…
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    Passing Time

    My husband and I both look very young for our ages. In fact, we've hardly aged a day…
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    Welcome to the Neighborhood

    A family who had just moved into a new neighborhood was anxious to make a good…
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    Reversal of Fortune

    Dear John, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you…
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    Amazed dentist

    "Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good…

Harry hosted a dinner party. One of his guests was a surgeon.

While deftly carving the roast, Harry kept up a running commentary: "How am I doing, Doc? How do you like that technique? I'd make a pretty good surgeon, don't you think?"

When Harry had finished and the slices of meat lay neatly on the serving platter, the surgeon spoke up:

"Anybody can take them apart, Harry. Now let's see you put them back together again."

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