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    Signs The Car You Bought Is A Lemon

    1. As you leave the used car lot, you see the owner rush out with a gigantic smile and…
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    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When

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    Washing Settings

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    You've Had Too Much Coffee When

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    Tax Forms

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    Bag of Chickens

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    Delivery Suspicion

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    Einstein At A Party

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    Restaurant Service

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    Laws of Life

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    Pig Call

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    Longevity

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    Grandma's Meat Loaf

    A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make…
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    Looking For The Lift

    As a concierge at a posh resort, I was often asked about the ski facilities. One day a…
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    FROLIC Memo

    To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season…

A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache.

Finally his nurse, fearing that the man might be suffering from some post-operative shock, spoke to the doctor about it.

The doctor assured the nurse, "Don't worry about a thing. He really does have a bump on his head. About halfway through the operation we ran out of anesthetic."

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