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    Sheriff Vet

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    Natural Antibiotic

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    You Know You Are Over the Hill When

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    2 Words

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    Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen

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    Kids and Cliches

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A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache.

Finally his nurse, fearing that the man might be suffering from some post-operative shock, spoke to the doctor about it.

The doctor assured the nurse, "Don't worry about a thing. He really does have a bump on his head. About halfway through the operation we ran out of anesthetic."

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