logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    More Strange Warnings

    Here are some more strange warnings on items.On a packet of juggling balls:"This product…
  • Default Image

    Aging

    ~ Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall…
  • sick

    Sick Days

    It was the toughest experience of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then…
  • Default Image

    Goober Jokes Galore!

    What do you call an eternity? Four Goobers in four cars at a four way stop. Why do…
  • Default Image

    A Primer For Accordion Beginners

    Get an accordion. The cheaper the better because they all sound the same.Do not tell…
  • Default Image

    Talking Dog

    A guy is driving around Wadsworth, Ohio and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking…
  • Default Image

    Top Ten Signs You Might Have a Bad Furnace Repair Guy

    10. His face permanently blackened like a cartoon bomb went off 9. Pushes his personal…
  • Default Image

    Talking Clock

    While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way…
  • Default Image

    I'm a Moth

    A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a…
  • Default Image

    Live to 100

    When a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of…
  • Default Image

    Corrections

    IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are one of hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought our…
  • Default Image

    Banking Hiccup

    While waiting in line at the bank, a coworker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
  • doctor4

    Exercise Pill

    "I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient who…
  • Wedding Day Truths

    From the Beginning

    My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he…
  • Default Image

    Doctor Quotes

    The following quotes were allegedly taken from actual medical records as dictated by…
A Scoutmaster was teaching his Boy Scouts about survival in the Alaskan wilderness.

"What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost alone in the woods?" he asked.

Several hands went up, and many important things were mentioned, such as water, matches, etc.

Then one little boy in the back eagerly raised his hand.

"Yes, Timmy, what are the three most important things you would bring?" asked the Scoutmaster.

Timmy replied, "A compass, food, and a deck of cards."

"Why's that, Timmy?" the Scoutmaster inquired.

"The compass is to find the right direction, and the food is to maintain you during the rescue."

"And what about the playing cards, Timmy?" asked the Scoutmaster impatiently.

"Well, sir, as soon as you start playing solitaire, someone always walks up behind you and says, "Put that red nine on top of that black ten!"
Powered By JFBConnect