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    Burger Change

    I had just finished visiting a friend in the hospital and stopped by a burger…
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    Happy Anniversary

    The other day while driving home, after beng delayed at my office, I suddenly saw…
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    The Night of Thanksgiving

    And after all is said and done.....the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the…
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    Second Opinion 2

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    Scheduled Shot

    At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a…
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    Family Dinner

    Family dinner was an enjoyable weekly ritual for us. Although my Mother was in her late…
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    Tough Teacher

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    Goober & Cell Phone

    A young man wanted to get his beautiful goober wife something nice for their first…
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    Jogging Time

    A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He…
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    Understanding the Metric System

    1 million microphones = 1 megaphone1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles2000 mockingbirds = 2…
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    Sick Call

    Mr. Frobisher constantly called Dr. Wilson at all hours of the day and night and would…
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    I Didn't Feel Quite Right

    Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches…
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    Absent Minded Professor

    One of the world's greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded…
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    Why ask Why?

    Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why…
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    Landing in the Fog

    An airliner is coming into land at an airport obscured by fog. Visibility is practically…

There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the peephole and asked, "Who's there?"

"Parcel post, ma'am. I have a package that needs a signature."

"Where's the package?" I asked suspiciously. The deliveryman held it up.

"Could I see some ID?" I said, still not convinced.

"Lady," he replied wearily, "if I wanted to break into your house, I'd probably just use these." And he pulled out the keys I had left in the door.

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