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    Message Puzzle

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    Kids View of Science

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    Verbalized Prayers

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    Comprehending Engineers

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    Johnny In The Garden

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    Repair Call

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    Silly Mom

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    It Sure Is

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    Doctor News

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    Ashes

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    Cool In The Desert

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    Card Reader

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    Library Lost and Found

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    Nail Biting

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    A Job Worse Than Yours

    The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness, requiring…

There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the peephole and asked, "Who's there?"

"Parcel post, ma'am. I have a package that needs a signature."

"Where's the package?" I asked suspiciously. The deliveryman held it up.

"Could I see some ID?" I said, still not convinced.

"Lady," he replied wearily, "if I wanted to break into your house, I'd probably just use these." And he pulled out the keys I had left in the door.

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