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    Dinosaur Highway

    A goober was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the…
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    Martha's Way vs. My Way #2

    Martha's way: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a…
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    Eggplant Sale

    A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25ยข ea.--three for a dollar."All day long,…
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    Mom's Special Brownies

    "Mom's Special Brownies"Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup…
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    Goober Stewardess

    An airline captain was breaking in a new goober stewardess. The route they were flying…
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    Say Something Positive

    A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a…
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    Dad Sayings

    I figured out why they call our language the "Mother Tongue." Fathers never get a chance…
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    How High Is It?

    An Engineering Student, a Physics Student, and a Mathematics student were each given $150…
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    Counting the Days

    A fellow cop from our precinct had only a few months left on the job, and he could always…
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    Shakespearean in Dallas

    A kid and his mom were walking on the sidewalk in Dallas. The kid, being 100% Texan, upon…
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    Hospital Forms

    In the admitting office of our hospital, some patients were filling out forms, others…
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    Doctor News

    The doctor took his patient into his office and said, "I have some good news and some bad…
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    Car 34

    A young man is an avid listener to the city's police frequency, and he leaves the scanner…
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    Anniversary Card

    It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office.He told the…
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    Food Allergy

    Because of an ear infection, my young son, Casey, had to go to the pediatrician. I was…

There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the peephole and asked, "Who's there?"

"Parcel post, ma'am. I have a package that needs a signature."

"Where's the package?" I asked suspiciously. The deliveryman held it up.

"Could I see some ID?" I said, still not convinced.

"Lady," he replied wearily, "if I wanted to break into your house, I'd probably just use these." And he pulled out the keys I had left in the door.

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