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    FROLIC Memo

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    Memory Clinic

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    Grandpa's Day Out

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    Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers

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    Viaduct Height

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    Pit Falls

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    Prayer Postions

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    Singing Practice

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    Who's The Expert?

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    Morning Pills

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    Two-Part Question

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    Senior Citizen Discount

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    You Know You're Getting Old When

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    Friendly Golf

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There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the peephole and asked, "Who's there?"

"Parcel post, ma'am. I have a package that needs a signature."

"Where's the package?" I asked suspiciously. The deliveryman held it up.

"Could I see some ID?" I said, still not convinced.

"Lady," he replied wearily, "if I wanted to break into your house, I'd probably just use these." And he pulled out the keys I had left in the door.

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