logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Arguing

    The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would…
  • picture of a football referee

    MIT PHD

    There's the story about the MIT student who spent an entire summer going to Harvard…
  • Default Image

    You Know You're Getting Old When

    You know you're getting there when... Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt…
  • Default Image

    Handy Gadget

    After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time,…
  • Default Image

    Birthday Wish

    A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday."I'd like a little…
  • Default Image

    Kitchen Wizard

    My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she…
  • Default Image

    One-liners

    1. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.2. Make yourself at home! Clean my…
  • Default Image

    Young Guy's "BG"

    At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and…
  • winter

    Winter in Wisconsin

    It's winter in WisconsinAnd the gentle breezes blow,70 miles per hourAt 52 below! Oh, how…
  • Default Image

    Australia Q & A

    These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website: the answers…
  • cards

    Card Dog

    A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog…
  • Default Image

    Flower Switch

    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for…
  • Default Image

    Epitaph

    A doctor wrote about an epitaph he had seen in a local cemetery:"In memory of my father:…
  • Default Image

    Exemplary Offspring

    Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring."There…
  • Default Image

    Empty Nest Syndrome

    You know you are suffering from "Empty Nest Syndrome" if..... You have thrown out the…

The couple entered the resort's swanky dining room. "I'm sorry," apologized the Maitre d, "but there are no tables available."

"One moment, my friend," said the man, drawing himself up. "I happen to be Gregory R. Carutheres, the sportsman."

"I'd like to accommodate you, Mr. Caruthers, but there just isn't a table available this evening."

"I bet if President Bush came in and asked for a table, there'd be one available."

"Yes-s-s," the other admitted, "I suppose there would be a table available for President Bush."

"Good! I'll take it. George isn't coming!"

Powered By JFBConnect