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    The Violin

    Little Hope was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to…
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    Spin the Bottle

    "We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it…
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    Call to Principal

    The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school. "Hello, this is Dunn…
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    Coin Test

    During class, the chemistry professor was demonstrating the properties of various acids.…
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    Goober 911

    Q: Why can't goobers dial 911?A: They can't find the "11" on the phone!
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    Missed Delivery

    Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So, when one irate…
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    Camping Hints

    When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the…
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    Future Son In Law?

    Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in…
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    Gift Excitement

    The small girl had recently received a new watch and some perfume, which she was very…
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    Visiting Oxford

    An guy was visiting Oxford University for the first time. He stopped a passing Oxford don…
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    Reading At Lunchtime

    A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench…
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    Tough Teacher

    A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of…
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    12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey

    1. Salmonella won't be a concern. 2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.…
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    A Few Fishing Definitions

    HOOK - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A clever advertisement used to…
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    CD Entrance

    At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would…

While on vacation with my son and his family, I shared a room with my 4 year old granddaughter.

One morning when she awoke, she told me she had some nice dreams and proceeded to tell me about them.

I told her I wished that I was able to dream like she does.

She said, "But you can't because you snore too much."

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