logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Grocery Pickup

    Soon after my 16-year-old sister started working after school as a grocery-store cashier,…
  • Default Image

    Hmmmm... Ham Sandwich

    As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce…
  • Default Image

    Think She'll Die?

    One afternoon while I was visiting my library, I noticed a group of preschoolers gathered…
  • Default Image

    Tired and Thirsty

    Three students are leaving their last classes of the day.The law student is thinking,…
  • Default Image

    Flu Prayer

    A young boy called the pastor of a local "corner" church to ask the pastor to come by to…
  • man laugh

    Funny Quotes

    Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.- Red Buttons Did…
  • Default Image

    Boss Prepared

    As salesman was assigned to secure an important client but failed in his mission.He faxed…
  • Default Image

    Insurance

    * A lot of life insurance policies cost a great deal of money to maintain. But look on…
  • Default Image

    A Short History of Medicine

    "Doctor, I have an ear ache."2000 BC - "Here, eat this root."1000 BC - "That root is…
  • Default Image

    Amish Bumper Sticker

    While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage with the following…
  • Default Image

    Signs of E-Mail Addiction

    1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way…
  • Dog New Year's Resolutions

    Your Dog's New Year's Resolutions

    I will not bark each time I see or hear a dog on TV. I will not steal underwear belonging…
  • Default Image

    Computer One-liners - Part 2

    Computer One-liners - Part 2ISDN: I Still Don't kNowISDN: Idiot Services you Don't NeedIt…
  • Default Image

    Queen Size

    A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking…
  • Default Image

    The Truth About Tools

    The Truth about Tools HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays…

birthdayAlthough we had recently moved into a new neighborhood, our young son had already made many new friends, ten of whom were invited to his birthday party. When the happy day arrived and he opened his presents, I was amazed to see that eight guests had presented him with sweaters.

Later I visited the mother of one of the boys to explain about the multiplicity of sweaters in the hope that an exchange might be arranged.

She said coolly, "Well, after all, you were the one who wrote on the invitation what you wanted me to buy."

For a few minutes I was stunned into silence; then I realized what had happened. Since the party was being held in our basement, which is always cool, I had written on each invitation: "Please have your child bring a sweater."

Powered By JFBConnect