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    Job Search Woe

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    104 Year Best

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    Missing The Obvious

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    Parts is Parts

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    Cute Nurses

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    Vacuous Goober

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    18 Things That Never Happened On Star Trek

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    Signs Your Church has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors

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    The Grandma Test

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    Big Toe Tingle

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    Approval Letter

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    Hacker Safety

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    Flight Control Software

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A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the goober driver.  "Sir, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"

The goober replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!  I almost had an accident.  I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me.  I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me.  I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Sir...  that's your air freshener."

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