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Taa-Daa!

A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet, and instructs the guy to hit him hard on the head.

The magician then puts his head down on a wooden block.

The man shrugs his shoulders and pounds him.

Three years later, the magician wakes up from a coma in hospital and goes "Taa-Daa!"

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