logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Talking Dog

A guy is driving around Wadsworth, Ohio and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

"Because he's lying, he never did any of that stuff."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Jury Duty

    Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?Juror: I don't…
  • university

    Good Morning

    When I first started college, the Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. When…
  • Default Image

    Typing Test

    A soldier was asked to report to headquarters for assignment. The sergeant said: "We have…
  • Default Image

    General Motors Help Line

    General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how to drive, because…
  • Default Image

    Jericho Walls

    The new pastor decided to visit the children's Sunday school. The teacher introduced him…
  • golf bag

    Golf Comeback

    (This joke is based on an actual event which is a part of golf lore around the world). A…
  • Default Image

    Vet Cure

    A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the…
  • Default Image

    Wake Up Call

    An elderly gentleman checked into a New York hotel. The clerk mentioned the phone service…
  • man stressed

    Resume Blunders

    How bad a mistake can you make on your resume? Here are some real-life examples: "My…
  • Default Image

    Who Gets the Dog?

    A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys,…
  • Default Image

    Church Dictionary

    From the church dictionary: AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.…
  • Default Image

    New Convert Help

    He was not well-educated and rather rough and crude around the edges, but he was recently…
  • Default Image

    Gators!

    While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim,…
  • Default Image

    Away Messages

    When you are out of the office, here are some away messages to use:1. Thank you for your…
  • Default Image

    Future Son In Law?

    Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in…